July 31, 2006

Great Quotes

Updated August 2, 2006

Jim Bishop

"Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun."

Lewis Mumford

"Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf."

Lou Holtz

"On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job."

Jean-Luc Godard

"To be or not to be. That's not really a question."
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July 24, 2006

Great Quotes

Bob Dole

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."

Douglas William Jerrold

"The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon."

Luis Bunuel

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

Milton Berle

"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."
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July 17, 2006

Great Quotes

Updated July 18, 2006
 

Mel Brooks 

 

 

  

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

 

Henny Youngman 

 

 

  

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

 

Mary Pickford 

 

 

  

"Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo."

 

Jack Benny 

 

 

  

"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."

 
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