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Jackie Kennedy
"A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane."
Marlene Dietrich
"Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him."
Peter Ustinov
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
Satchel Paige
"Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you."
Franklin P. Jones
"All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day."
Joe E. Lewis
"You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough."
Everett Dirksen
"A billion here and a billion there, and soon you're talking about real money."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."
Spike Milligan
"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic."
Steve Martin
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
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