Great Quotes

Mel Brooks

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

Henny Youngman



"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

Mary Pickford



"Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo."

Jack Benny



"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."